the Wysiblog

Yeah, me…a goon. I know you find it hard to believe, maybe even doubting my words but really according to the refs at the IcePlex, I’m a goon.

Last night, they decided to whistle me for four penalties! I haven’t had a total of four penalties in the last 3 years. I don’t know what I did or what prompted them but I guess I was their target to bring meaning to their shallow lives. Bastards. One more penalty and I would have been sent to the showers and couldn’t play the following week.

I had the last laugh, though. I scored with 10 seconds to go…

Peace, (ironic in context, huh)

ScootDawg

If you really want some sweetness and light in your life, check out the Daily Kitten where they post a new pic of a kitten every day.

Awwwwwwww. Isn’t the internet wonderful?

ScootDawg

I know a few of you out there are into Yoga. I like it too but don’t get to do it as much as I should. Anyway, Rodney Yee who’s huge in the Yoga world has his own blog. Check it out!

The 3 second beer pourer

Actually, this is a really cool device and am really surprised they haven’t sold more. Think about how fast you could move people in lines. Good times! Just don’t use Budweiser, like they did, for the testing

Please, Hillary, go away. Don’t you have some land deals to pursue instead of worrying about violent video games? Because people can’t choose for themselves, we need the government to help us.

“There is no doubting the fact that the widespread availability of sexually explicit and graphically violent video games makes the challenge of parenting much harder,” Clinton said. See, you can’t be good parents without the government’s help.

Please, please, please just STFU!

Thank God for Google!

I can’t begin tell you how Google has changed software programming but I just solved a major problem I was having by Googling it in their usenet section. I’ve been using it for a long time now just as JT.net and the Blizzog but this problem was heinous and would’ve taken a day or two to figure out. Man, that was awesome….

Thank you, Google!

ScootDawg

According to this article, 90% of all TiVo users skip through ads. No s&*#, really? I’m shocked, really. Don’t most people enjoy Blockbuster Late Fee ads or how Pepsi is better than Coke or see Johnny Damon pullin’ off a fake beard for the DHL guy. I mean, this is brilliant stuff. Maybe advertisers should find a new way to advertise? Or, which is the more likely scenario, lobby Congress to ban TiVo.

ScootDawg

For all you science nerds, notes from Isaac Newton on Alchemy that were once thought lost have been found. Go geek out on some newtonian goodness…